Simon the Hypocrite

First, let me remind you that Simon is the one that ate a teaspoon of tabasco sauce. He has also been known to slurp up jelly from a plate with a straw. And once he ate an entire sugar packet - not just the contents, the entire packet - paper and all.

So, when someone else decided to eat the lemon from their ice tea, wouldn't you think Simon would be the last person to object? You probably would think that. But you would be wrong.